*minding his own business*
AHH look what we got here, another Apple Fanboy!
im not really a fanboy
let me guess, you just came back from snapchatting steve jobs's grave
hey man thats in poor taste
good luck getting your $300 jizz box to do what my Samsung G4TMX can *pulls out very large phone*
it's quite large
you should see the stylus. it's a legit pencil! *tries to grab stylus, drops massive phone, it falls and lands on a chipmunk, breaking its neck*
oh my god!
oh my god is right! *picks up samsung* not a scratch on it. now thats some good engineering
but what if your parents had aborted YOU
well okay for starters i wouldn't have been forced to hear that stupid ass comment you just made
Was a good wedding today, just need sleep
This lecture hall is wayy too hot!!
Got to go to uni at 1…
Sessioning and talking about life…
A Roman walks into a bar, holds up two fingers, and says ”Five beers, please.”
i dont get it
No one explain it